Sunday, June 6, 2010

I Dont Approve!

Mullets are not o.k.! Niethier are Overalls. had a bad expierence with a dude wearing overalls with a mullet in walmart and i will never erase that image from my head. 

The Good Old Days

A jury is investigating reports that David Copperfield raped and assaulted a woman he took to his island in the Bahamas in July. What happened to the good old days when a guy would just saw you in half?

Thought of my day

“You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.”

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Nursing Home

So today i was back to one of my favorite places in the world! Lexington Nursing Home! i had a blast talking to my crazy friends there and i cant wait to go there even more this summer.
One of my friends there is Ester, she was always such a mean person until about 2 months ago when i went up and talk to her and ever since then i always make sure to visit her she is very funny and says the craziest things but today i met her husband and her gave me a thank you card and wrote in it "you brighten up my wife's life,she wasn't doing so well but it seems that after she met you she just lit up and she always look forward to seeing you its what keeps her going, thanks for being there when i couldn't be i don't know what she would do with out you" i almost cried i felt so good about myself because that's why i go their i want to make them feel good because i couldn't imagine living there it can get so boring and dull and ass you all know i love to be around people and socialize so i just want to be their for them. it made my day and my week and my month i will never forget it. its these kinds of memories that make a person who they are and it for sure makes me a different person every time i go. today's visit felt like a movie Ester told me i shouldn't leave and i had to explain to her i would back next week and then when i went upstairs i got my usual lottery ticket from my other friend Angie and even though it wasn't a winner she still gives it to me and tells me to turn it in but the last 4 lottery tickets she gave me i saved because i think that is one of those things that in like 10 years ill pull out and be like WOW i remember helping those people and it will cheer me up! I think that everyone should give those old folks a chance they can really crack you up and teach you allot about life.

Today one lady today said to her friend that getting old isn't fun and the other lady said its better then the alternative. meaning that yeah getting old sucks but at least they are still alive and i really got thinking about that i mean that really shows you that you better start living life because your last day could be now and you cant put stuff off do it now!

(by the way sorry for being so inspirational and shit but i really felt touched after today)

Suze Orman's Awesome Qoute On Oprah

"If you make average great your dreams can become a reality" Suze Orman told Oprah this when she was asked about her job as a waitress and her current job now as a money expert. I just thought that this quote was so true!

Spelling Bee and 20/20

Last night I watched 3 great things The National Spelling Bee, which I would have never guessed was cool,Wipeout, which is always priceless, and 20/20 which was all about these kids who do i don't know what.

I have gained a new respect for all spelling bees. Last night I learned how much dedication those kids have, People are going to think I'm crazy and lame for thinking this is so awesome but i could care less. These kids deserve credit, they were middle school kids spelling words bigger then me, terribilita , nname a few, i was biting my nails the whole time and i felt so bad for them when they spelled it wrong you could see the disappointment in their faces. the only thing that i really didn't like was the fact that the host of the Bachelor co-hosted the Bee! What in the world has this guy done to deserve to host the frickin smartest kids ever!

There isn't much to say about Wipeout besides the fact that its HILARIOUS!!

20/20 was very disturbing last night. It was all about kids who do these crazy things things and how and why the parents let them, you had the normal boring inspirational shit about the 13 year old who climbed Mt. Everest with his Dad and the 13 year old bull fighter or the 16 year old who sails the world by herself blah blah blah until they start with the next kid Boe who is 7 years old.

When they began the coverage on this kid i was immediately shocked. they began with the interviewer Chris asking Boe a question about i don't remember what and Boe started explaining how he doesn't think Chris will go to heaven. and Chris asked why so Boe replies with "God hates all people on Earth." I was shocked! imagine this coming from a 7 year old kid, so Chris asks "who else doesn't get to go to heaven?" Boe says "Gays, Fags,Soldiers, and hundreds and hundreds of Jews" I couldn't believe my ears!!!

The Familys singing songs and holding up signs that read things like "robrate Jews! God hates you! and you know it!" or songs that said "God hates the world and all her people" I was still completely shocked I thought it was a joke! Then when they continued to show signs that said things like "God Hates Fags" i started to just get angry! When the Dad was asked if this was o.k. for him to be teaching his family he said "Well do you know how many parents teach their kids to jirate around like Brittany Spears" He was also asked what would happen if 7 year old Boe decided he didn't agree and his father said "I would tell him Bye" like get out of here and that's what he had already done to his oldest daughter when him and his wife kicked out their daughter for asking if what they were saying was appropriate she is never aloud near her little brothers and sisters again when Chris asked if he missed her  her father said "why would i miss her?"

This kind of stuff breaks my heart! I totally think everyone is aloud to have their own opinion and i don't care what you believe in because i know what I believe in and that's all i need but when you force these beliefs onto your children who are going to believe them because all children idealize their parents are going to turn into something that they didn't get to decide for. and i don't think its o.k. to force your beliefs at other people like that just because you believe something doesn't mean you have to make others agree with you and if these people want to believe the kind of bullshit that they are saying then i can tell you that i really want to be there when they get some sense knocked into them because i strongly believe that everyone is equal whether you are a  Homosexual or a Jew or a Soldier or Purple you are equal.

After that i need something to ease my nerves so enjoy this! (and it actually is 100% true the have pics) and i you see the ending she is actually crying awwww!! sorry i couldn't get the video up but if you just copy and paste this into the url you will be set but don't forget to come back to tell me your opinions about the crazy 20/20 last night i know its extra controversial so i want to hear your opinions!

Friday, June 4, 2010

Carol Burnett

Well earlier i was asked who my favorite comedians where and i wanted to Explain in depth why they are my favorites so decided to talk about my absolute favorite person first. Carol Burnett. Carol is a actress, comedienne, singer, dancer and writer. She was one of the first women that had her own comedy show, it was similar to SNL, it was just a bunch of skits and singing and just good old fashioned fun! Her show "The Carol Burnett Show" started off in 1967, it won 25 Emmy awards and won or was nominated for an Emmy every season it aired.  She was one of the first women in the sixties to talk about politics the way she did and she also helped to put aside the stereotype that women served the men and in her skits she would always back talk her husband or whoever which was pretty much never seen on t.v. back then.
Here's a funny few (its hard to find to many cause they want you to buy them)

You have to remeber what time era this was too when you are watching these because the humor is alot diffrent and in my opinion better then todays humor.

Here's her last goodbye song on the finale it brings tears to my eyes.

I love her because her humor is so honest and I love her because she was a pioneer at what she did and without her there wouldn't be shows like SNL or Chelsea Lately that I love so much.(and her ear tug that she does at the end of every show for her grandmother is great)

T.V. Time

I love a great t.v. show but I also love to critique the hell out of one too. There are a few shows that weekly I will post about my favorites each week around the time they air and you can find out what I think of them.

Lets start with Glee (one of my favorites) I love glee but i feel like it really fell kinda flat this season anyone agree? there was too much of the same stuff and if they cant add new fresh drama like they were able to their first season I think they will lose alot of viewers.The season flew by though and Im disapointed because i dont see many big cliffhangers for next weeks season finale. But I cant hate too much I still love the show!

Heres next weeks sneak peak.(which i dont think tells us anything because its just them singing but whatever) Enjoy!!

I was browsing the web when I found...(1)

Well, I'm going to start this new thing called "I was browsing the web when i found..." I will put one of these new columns about once a week sometimes more sometimes less sometimes ill put up 1 cool thing other times ill put up 10.It will pretty much just be like cool videos or funny pics or whatever story I think is cool! I hope you enjoy!

I cant tell if I hate Russel Brand or if hes my hero. O.k. i decided hes my hero1 i think hes hilarios and i cant wait to go see his new movie "Give Him To The Greek" and Im very upset with myself that I havent sat down and read his book "My Booky Wooky" it's for sure on my reading list!

Thats all i got for you today maybe I'll "browse" for more later!

New Book

I just got done reading "Little Nuggets Of Wisdom" By Chuy Bravo. In case you don't know him he's from Chelsea Lately my favorite show of all time that I'm sure i will talk about alot in this blog. But anyway the book is really different its not a normal novel or anything its just what the title tells you it is,its filled with little "nuggets" of advice in life (not to be taken literally) i thought it was good but its definitely more of a coffee table book because its very easy to just flip through it.

Here's a little taste:

"Finance Nugget: Make extra cash on eBay. Nothing is more satisfying than unloading a moldy comic book on some nerd who spends his days beating his meat to a princess Leia action figure."

"Finance Nugget: Invest in hog farms. People love bacon. Sorry, PETA, but its fucking amazing."

"Family Nugget: It's okay to have sex with a relative as long as you use protection. No one wants to pay child support for some weird-ass mutant son-nephew."

The entire book is filled with this kind of crude inappropriate humor so prepare yourself!